These days, some 30 regular homosexual characters are being beamed into your home by the major networks every week.Nobody told me the new TVs were doing this, or I would have gotten one a lot sooner! God bless the media conglomerates! Hallelujah, there is salvation!
--CBN News
via Nick
10 March 2006
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I want to know more about the *irregular* homosexuals!
ReplyDeleteI was afraid that would lead to Metamucil jokes, and I just don't want to go there...
ReplyDeleteIt is an interesting term, though. "Regular homosexuals" -- perhaps the irregular ones don't have much fashion sense, or only support a few of the items on the Gay Agenda, while recusing themselves from the rest. I'll put Hal Duncan on the case.
Sssh! Don't blow our cover, guys. Didn't you get the memo? See, we're beaming the homosexuals into homes disguised as regular guys. At first the families'll just think, like, this guy, Joe, he's good folks... gets you a beer from the fridge while he's getting one for himself... stands out on the porch to smoke when your parents are visiting... can hold his own in a conversation about the New Jersey Devils... but before they know it their sons will be wearing lipstick, their dogs will be wearing diamonte collars and their neighbours will be complaining about the pounding techno music in the wee hours of the morning.
ReplyDeleteBwah ha ha ha ha ha!
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!
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Note that they are talking averages there Matt. We get at least 60 a day here in San Francisco. Can't get rid of them. When today's batch comes in I'll ask if any of them would like to go to New Hampshire.
ReplyDeleteWhere do I have to sign up to get gays beamed into my living room?
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