Even the Old Ones Say "Alright!"

I kill hamsters!*

I want to see them die!!!

I'm even bringing my (extended) family into this!
Say it one more time: ALRIGHT!!!

*Yes, John says God only pokes hamsters in the rear end when we use "alright", but here he is not being entirely forthright with us. "A poke from God" is a well-known phrase used by certain secret societies and cabals to indicate a particularly painful form of torture that leads to death. Just ask somebody at the Creation Museum. They know about pokes from God.

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